Thursday, August 06, 2009
Research is hard!
At some point yesterday, Nancy Pelosi gave an interview in which she said about the recent town hall goon squads: "They're carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on health care."
The super-sleuths of the internet were outraged! And after conducting a pathetic search, cyber-forensic expert Kevin Aylward of Wizbang proclaimed the Speaker's words "Bullshit."
Psst. Kevin. This search took 0.10 seconds.
The fourth result of this search leads you to a Washington Monthly post by Steve Benen who notes:
Now if you follow that last link, you'll be taken to this page, which notes:
And, lo and behold, at 2:03, there's this image:

At the top of the photo, just to the right of the "Stop" sign there's a guy waving this placard that appears to say:


The super-sleuths of the internet were outraged! And after conducting a pathetic search, cyber-forensic expert Kevin Aylward of Wizbang proclaimed the Speaker's words "Bullshit."
Psst. Kevin. This search took 0.10 seconds.
The fourth result of this search leads you to a Washington Monthly post by Steve Benen who notes:
Let's not forget the protestor carrying a tombstone with Rep. Lloyd Doggett's (D-Texas) name on it -- at the same event with an activist carrying a sign with Nazi "SS" lettering.
Now if you follow that last link, you'll be taken to this page, which notes:
See, as one Dem points out, the much-watched Lloyd Doggett video today. Go to about a [sic] the 2:00 minute mark and you'll find a guy carrying a kid on his shoulders and hoisting a sign with the Nazi "SS" lettering.
And, lo and behold, at 2:03, there's this image:

Above: Patriotic American Cleverly Compares Health-Care Reform with Nazis
At the top of the photo, just to the right of the "Stop" sign there's a guy waving this placard that appears to say:
"SStop SSocialized Medicine!"
Nice touch with the SS lightning bolts! In case you're not familiar with the Schutzstaffel, it was the personal guard unit for Hitler, whose leader was Heinrich Himmler, the architect of the final solution. The SS was in charge of the concentration camps. They murdered millions. Here's a helpful primer in case you want to learn more! So if I understand the reasoning, the man waving the placard believes that health care reform is akin to Nazi death squads murdering innocent civilians. Okey-dokey.
Yeah, it's one guy, and it's not a swastika (let's be accurate!) But jeez, how hard is it to find this?
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Above: No swastikas here! Alle ist gut.
LATER: Aylward is alerted by a commenter that he's all wet, and notes: "Verdict: Not Swastikas, Still Bullshit." I agree! Pelosi should come out and apologize immediately! I've drafted a statement for her:
"Yesterday, I said that Nazi imagery, specifically, a swastika, was appearing at rallies against health care reform. Sadly, I was wrong. The image was, in fact, of the SS, the Nazi Germany secret police, which was responsible for the administration of concentration camps, which resulted in the deaths of millions of innocents. I was wrong to mistake the image, and apologize profusely to any non-SS Nazi who may have been offended."
Also, right-wing groups would never, ever use swastikas or other Nazi-style imagery at rallies.

LATER: Obvious forgery
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Civility!
Michelle Malkin, recently seen wondering why liberals are so hateful, dreams up hilarious new names for the swine flu.
Get it? Rosie's a pig. Because she's fat! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I’m all for helping keep businesses from being victimized by the uninformed (many voters can empathize because the same thing often happens to us on Election Day), so maybe another name is in order. But what should it be?
The Obama administration has already stopped using the terms “terrorism” (now “man-caused disasters”) and “war on terror” (now “overseas contingency operation”), so there should be no problem changing the name of the “swine flu.” How about “Virus caused disasters”? “Rosie O’Donnell fever”?
Get it? Rosie's a pig. Because she's fat! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Courage, Fox News Style
Listen to Jesse Watters bravely transfer a call to a spokesperson!
I will say that Gawker kind of screwed this up by announcing they would be ambushing the guy to begin with.
via
I will say that Gawker kind of screwed this up by announcing they would be ambushing the guy to begin with.
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
News you can abuse
Shorter wingnuttia:
The New York Times is engaged in a fiendish plot to cover up an exclusive news story with potentially damaging reverberations for the Obama administration by printing the item in their newspaper and putting a longer version of it on their website.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Sure the body's only 12 hours cold, but that's the perfect time to engage in Vince Foster-style conspiracy theorizing!
Let's just say these people are starting to wade into some very choppy waters right now.
LATER: Full dive!
LATER: Full dive!
...and now bodies are starting to surface.
Deep in the Weeds
I don't really want to get in the middle of an inter-blog flame war, but I'll just note that Tom Maguire called another blogger essentially a coward for -- and I am not kidding here -- failing to directly link to a post of his (and instead sending his readers to another blogger who links to the original, brilliant Maguire post.)
So Maguire whines: 'He's prepared to call "bullshit', but not to my face - what's missing in his response to my argument is any link at all to me. He's a bold one! Fortunately, my spies are everywhere..."
Well then. Rules are rules, and who am I to question? Anyway, it's late and I'm going to bed .... but wait, what about this section at the end of Maguire's post.
Ha! Of course, what's missing from that passage, which is now almost two days old, is an actual link to that Atrios quip. So if I understand the rules right, Maguire didn't just slip up and leave out a link to Atrios, he's actually a complete coward who can't bring himself to say such a thing to his virtual face. Do I have this right? Is Maguire really this stupid?
I told you it was stupid.
Well then. Rules are rules, and who am I to question? Anyway, it's late and I'm going to bed .... but wait, what about this section at the end of Maguire's post.
And here is Atrios, who apparently is still blogging:I'm so old I can remember when everyone would tell me that Tom Maguire was a "reasonable conservative."
That old? I feel bad for the guy.
Ha! Of course, what's missing from that passage, which is now almost two days old, is an actual link to that Atrios quip. So if I understand the rules right, Maguire didn't just slip up and leave out a link to Atrios, he's actually a complete coward who can't bring himself to say such a thing to his virtual face. Do I have this right? Is Maguire really this stupid?
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Because!
Shorter Michael Crowley:
When the troops cheered for President Bush, that was totally awesome, but when the employees at the CIA cheered for President Obama, that was really inappropriate and I don't like it one bit. Because!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Dear wingnuts
Doesn't this photo just fill you with burning hateful rage -- that our president would have the temerity to grin and clasp the hand of a sworn enemy?


Above: President Reagan at a Plenary meeting with Soviet General Secretary Gorbachev at the Soviet Mission during the Geneva Summit. 11/20/85.
No? Then you just might be a hack.
LATER: A right-winger breaks with his brethren and offers more interesting photos from history, including Nixon and Mao; and Stalin, FDR and Churchill.
No? Then you just might be a hack.
LATER: A right-winger breaks with his brethren and offers more interesting photos from history, including Nixon and Mao; and Stalin, FDR and Churchill.
Because nothing is sexier than grasping a turkey carcass in the middle of the woods while wearing your wedding dress!
Easily the most disturbing image I've seen in some time:

These are the times I feel like a stranger in my own land. Read the whole sordid tale, if you dare.

These are the times I feel like a stranger in my own land. Read the whole sordid tale, if you dare.