Tuesday, November 23, 2004
How to sell feline hallucinogens to minors
At a toy store, where else? And who wouldn't want their kids enjoying mind-altering cat drugs? The presence of Dickensian characters is also a plus. A big scoop for the NYT.
“Redesigned by Rockwell Partners, the store will offer 65,000 square feet of catnip for children and all but the most Scrooge-like of grownups.”
F.A.O. Schwarz to Reopen; Timing Is No Coincidence [NYT]