Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Jennifer Garner: She's our man!
Well, I'm not sure what to make of this excerpt in a review of Alias:
OK, ok. Now I get it. She's wearing one of those men's teddys, right? And that prompts a fistfight with the other woman because the woman thought that Sydney was a man-beast woman, and she's, like, really a lesbian-beast-man.
Or something. All I know is judging from the way these things look, it's gonna be hard to hide her package. Shield thine eyes.
Tonight's episode begins with the boyish Sydney in drag, as she often is: This time wearing a teddy in a couchette, seducing a Russian-seeming scientist for secrets about isotopes. A fistfight flashes to life quickly, and suddenly Sydney's about to fall out of the train. But she doesn't.
OK, ok. Now I get it. She's wearing one of those men's teddys, right? And that prompts a fistfight with the other woman because the woman thought that Sydney was a man-beast woman, and she's, like, really a lesbian-beast-man.
Or something. All I know is judging from the way these things look, it's gonna be hard to hide her package. Shield thine eyes.
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