Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Myers and Chertoff read same fake paper

Now that both Gen. Richard Myers and DHS Chief Michael Chertoff have both been heard spewing the same fake Mumbling Point ("We picked up the paper on Tuesday, and it, like said 'New Orleans Dodges Bullet' and stuff!"), there's only one conclusion to reach:
It's simple, really. The White House, weary of the malicious falsehoods of the liberal media, now prints its own newspapers. Other sample headlines from last Tuesday's edition: Baghdad Citizens Endorse Constitution and Personal Retirement Accounts"; "Sean Hannity Win Nobel Prize for Literature"; "Clint Black Coldcocks Seymour Hersh"

More trenchant commentary over at Wonkette.

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