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"Your World with Neil Cavuto" has been sporting a guest host for the past few days, one David Asman, and he's not disappointing the lunatics. Today, as his only guest for a segment on the port deal, he has Wayne Simmons, identified as a "former CIA Agent." Simmons says he simply loves this deal and, by the way, Bush is a steely-eyed man of resolve who wants to protect all of us in his shield of love. As he spoke, underneath him, was this question: "A victory for Al Qaeda if the port deal is blocked?"

No joke. Oh, and this is the last word from Simmons: "If this deal doesn't go through, the terrorists have won."

Unreal. Remember, up is the new down.