Friday, October 24, 2008

Ashley Todd, Super Wingnut

As you may have heard, Ashley Todd, a McCain volunteer in Pennsylvania, was violently attacked and sexually assaulted by a black man, who later carved a backwards 'B' on her cheek, and explained that he was doing so because he was an enraged Barack Obama supporter and whitey better watch out and the shee-at was coming dowwwwn, muthafugger!!!! made up a silly and implausible story and later confessed that it was all a lie. Naturally, Ashley is blaming the one group most responsible for this heinous hoax:

"She just opened up and said she wanted to tell the truth," [Asst. police chief Maurita] Bryant said. "She was upset with the media for blowing this into a political firestorm."

Indeed. Shame on the biased liberal media for reporting on Republican Ashley's completely made-up crock of a story.

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